1 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,095 - Hey. - Hey. 2 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:13,430 - Hi. - Hi. Sorry I'm late. 3 00:00:13,472 --> 00:00:16,308 That's okay. There you go. 4 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,268 I, uh, got you a latte. 5 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,312 - Thanks. - But it's not here yet. 6 00:00:21,647 --> 00:00:23,774 Ah. 7 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:25,484 So how was your walk over here? 8 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:27,611 - What? - "How was your walk over here?" 9 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:29,321 I don't know why I'm so nervous. 10 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:31,281 Maybe it's because you feel ashamed 11 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:34,952 that you didn't trust me enough to live my own life? 12 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:36,954 Yeah, that's probably it. 13 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,497 I still don't think I should be in trouble. 14 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,707 I mean, your dad asked me to pull some strings for you, 15 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,124 so I pulled some strings for you. 16 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:44,545 What happened to us facing the music together? 17 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,006 Well, you said that. I mostly just wanted breakfast. 18 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:51,134 Alright, honey, I've been thinking a lot about this, 19 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,011 and about how I acted. 20 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,680 And I know it's easy to say 21 00:00:54,721 --> 00:00:56,682 it's because I love you, which I do. 22 00:00:56,723 --> 00:00:59,643 I love you so, so, so, so, so, so very, very, very, very much... 23 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:01,895 She gets that. Keep going. 24 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:03,689 But that's not it. 25 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,651 I spent a few years in Florida 26 00:01:07,693 --> 00:01:09,653 feeling very sorry for myself. 27 00:01:09,695 --> 00:01:11,029 That part's true. 28 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:15,075 I'm, uh, I got kinda lost. 29 00:01:16,201 --> 00:01:18,787 And, uh, a little lonely. 30 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,207 And I guess I convinced myself 31 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,334 that I had to do everything I could possibly do 32 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:25,919 to keep that from happening to you. 33 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:30,007 And I am sorry. 34 00:01:30,048 --> 00:01:32,551 - What do you think? - I was just barely listening, 35 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,344 but it... it sounded sincere. 36 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,347 But he was doing that thing that he does 37 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,723 where he shits on himself a little 38 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,767 so that you feel guilty for being mad at him. 39 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,853 - That's not my thing. - It is. 40 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,396 Okay, you're leaving in a few days, thank God. 41 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,524 Well, you could have left out the "thank God" part. 42 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:48,775 - I didn't want to. - Okay. 43 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:51,027 - Uh, because my life is mine. - Okay. 44 00:01:51,069 --> 00:01:54,531 And I need you to promise to stay out of it 45 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:55,866 - no matter what I do. - I... 46 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:57,283 - Before you promise... - Okay. 47 00:01:57,326 --> 00:01:59,578 ...I mean, anything, okay? 48 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:01,455 I could become a meth addict. 49 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,290 I've heard it's fun, and you get really organized. 50 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:07,461 So, if your teeth fall out, I can't say anything? 51 00:02:08,961 --> 00:02:10,255 Alright, do meth. 52 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:12,549 Live it up. 53 00:02:12,591 --> 00:02:14,885 Oh, hi, Graham! I'll be right there. 54 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:16,720 Order yourself a coffee, charge it to my room. 55 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,972 - I'm also getting bacon. - Go nuts. 56 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,225 You double-booked a family crisis? 57 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:24,603 Oh, no, we helped our kid too much. Shit. 58 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,647 I really think we're all gonna be fine. 59 00:02:27,356 --> 00:02:29,775 - Hi! - How did you ever think you two 60 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:32,402 - were a good match? - I didn't. 61 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,780 But it gets confusing when someone's that hot. 62 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,490 Yeah, don't I know it? 63 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,461 Uh, is there, like, class today, 64 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,338 or are we just vibing out here? 65 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:52,756 No, sorry, yeah. 66 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,633 Uh, mm-hmm. 67 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,388 Well, I hope that you all enjoyed our brisk walk 68 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:00,806 through Russian history. 69 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,974 - Mm. - Some not sure, right. 70 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,810 Okay, some stony faces. 71 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,145 Fair enough. Tried my best. 72 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:11,274 Nowadays, there's an understandable shroud 73 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,485 cast across all things Russian. 74 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:17,823 But we've spoken about quite a few interesting characters. 75 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,867 Go on. Favorite Russian leaders. Go. 76 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:22,703 - Peter the Great. - Peter the Great. 77 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:26,540 Huge strides in education, science, culture. 78 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:28,125 Yeah, great by name, great by nature. 79 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,459 Very good. Yes. Anyone else? 80 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,670 - Stalin. - Interesting. 81 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,964 Had millions of his own citizens executed, 82 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,465 but, um, very much on brand, Gina. 83 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,341 - Thanks ever so much. - Fucking knows my name now. 84 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,136 - Yeah, he does. - Little bitch. 85 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:42,389 Do you know who my favorite is? Mikhail Gorbachev. 86 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:43,974 I always think about him this time of year anyway, 87 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:47,310 seeing as he resigned Christmas Day, 1991. 88 00:03:47,352 --> 00:03:51,313 A lot of people remember Gorby for glasnost, perestroika. 89 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:54,735 But you know the thing that I most admired about him? 90 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:57,154 He was the first Russian leader 91 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,740 to have his wife front and center. 92 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,534 His critics claimed that he loved her 93 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,827 more than he loved the country. 94 00:04:03,869 --> 00:04:05,912 When she passed away, he released this CD 95 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:08,373 called Songs for Raisa. 96 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:10,375 Some absolute bangers on there, 97 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:11,918 you should definitely check it out. 98 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,546 You know, everyone always thought that Gorbachev 99 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,048 wanted to dismantle the Soviet state, but... 100 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,011 I just... I don't think he did. 101 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,222 I mean, sure, yeah, he... 102 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,391 He knew that changes were necessary. 103 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,898 But I believe that he just wanted the union to survive. 104 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,318 Are you crying? 105 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,030 Nope. 106 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,406 Have a great break, everyone. 107 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,533 Cheerio. 108 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,203 Um... 109 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:18,610 Look, guys, if the readers 110 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,780 care about your characters, they are in for the ride. 111 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,491 Case in point, last night I was watching TV, 112 00:05:24,533 --> 00:05:26,409 and It's a Wonderful Life came on, 113 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:29,788 and I love the character of George Bailey so much 114 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:33,291 that I had to watch it all the way through to the end. 115 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:35,417 - What's It's a Wonderful Life? - You're kidding me. 116 00:05:35,418 --> 00:05:38,630 "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." 117 00:05:38,672 --> 00:05:40,674 Is that like a Christian movie? 118 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:41,925 'Cause, then, no, thank you. 119 00:05:41,967 --> 00:05:43,844 No, it's not Christian, per se. 120 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,971 It's, uh, well, it's a Christmas movie. 121 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:48,431 But, um, so yeah, I guess it's kind of Christian. 122 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,141 Hold up. "Every time a bell rings, 123 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,935 - an angel gets wings"? - Right. 124 00:05:51,977 --> 00:05:54,104 What if you're in, like, an arcade or something? 125 00:05:54,145 --> 00:05:56,273 - Yeah, that's like a crazy amount of angels. - Yeah. 126 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:59,025 No, there is just one angel, and his name is Clarence. 127 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:01,111 Clarence? Is that from the Bible? 128 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:03,780 - I think it's from Corinthians. - Are you making this up? 129 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,782 Because religion is not a safe topic. 130 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,450 No, no, no. This is a real movie. 131 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:09,369 And I would have assigned it for homework, 132 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,912 but today is our last class. 133 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,206 So, to that point... 134 00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,876 I do have to say 135 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:19,754 that before I came here, I... 136 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,299 - Mm, I never thought... - Sorry, Grg. 137 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:24,134 I got a chem final in like two minutes. 138 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,969 Oh! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, go! 139 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,680 Go, go, go, go. Have a great break. 140 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,099 And please keep writing! 141 00:06:31,850 --> 00:06:32,851 Tommy. 142 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,896 Dude, you're killing me. 143 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,981 - Hey, I know. - You gotta get it in. You gotta get it in. 144 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,733 I know, I know. 145 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:41,985 Final draft of your chapter, please? 146 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:43,652 That's all I need, and you pass this course. 147 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:45,363 As soon as my fingers touch it, you pass. 148 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,865 Hey, man, I've been working my butt off. 149 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:50,201 I just, I really want this to be good. 150 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,995 Yeah, so I'll get it to you end of day? 151 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:54,247 - Alright. - Perfect. 152 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,707 Oh, also, uh, big news. 153 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,084 I passed all my other classes. 154 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,668 - Way to go! - Yeah, man. 155 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,838 - I even crushed my stats final. - You did? 156 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,089 - Yeah. - What'd you get? 157 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,591 Sexiest grade ever. 158 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,092 - Sixty-nine. - Wow. 159 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,928 - Bring it in. - D-plus, baby, come on. 160 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,888 Very good. Proud of you. 161 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,348 This is bullshit! 162 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,936 My macroeconomics professor is giving me a B. 163 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,063 I've never gotten a grade below an A before. 164 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,190 - What's it like? - Fuck you. 165 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,358 "Fuck you." 166 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,194 - You're at the business school? - Wow. 167 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,613 Three months in, first time he's asking me 168 00:07:26,655 --> 00:07:28,114 anything about my life. 169 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:29,699 Sorry. 170 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,201 Shit, did you just apologize to Mo? 171 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,534 Are you okay? Are you dying? 172 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:35,580 No, I'm just... I... I didn't really sleep very well. 173 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,040 Did you forget to turn on your nightlight? 174 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:39,709 It just... I'm wrestling with, uh, 175 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:42,420 a couple of things, that's all. I'm gonna have to get to class. 176 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:45,966 Oh, Mo, uh, don't worry about that B, alright? 177 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,634 I mean, I've also never gotten a grade that low, 178 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,512 but I'd imagine it makes one feel more, um... 179 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,597 human. 180 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,140 - There he is. - Order's restored. 181 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,600 It's okay to be average, Mo. 182 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:58,228 Ugh. 183 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,938 What's the sigh? 184 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,439 Oh, nothing, nothing, nothing, just... 185 00:08:03,274 --> 00:08:05,986 you and the Duke of Turtlenecks are headed to Wisconsin, 186 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,321 and then I never get to live with you again. 187 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:11,282 I really don't know how I'm gonna get by without you. 188 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:12,575 Come on. 189 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:13,702 Bring it in. 190 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,788 You'll be okay. 191 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,124 You can't possibly know that. 192 00:08:21,793 --> 00:08:22,794 Let's do this. 193 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,255 Okay. 194 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:27,257 - May I kiss you? - Oh, God, 195 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,009 I really hate it when you ask, it's so embarrassing. 196 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:30,218 - Jesus. Fine. - Just do it. 197 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:38,601 - You know, I don't think Katie has totally forgiven me yet. - Mm. 198 00:08:38,643 --> 00:08:40,769 - Fathers and daughters, man. - Oh. 199 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:43,356 You should have seen my dad's face when I told him 200 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:46,276 I wanted to switch from pre-law to becoming a poet. 201 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:48,528 - I think I can do that face. - Do it. 202 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:50,947 Oh, a poet, huh? 203 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,824 That's... cool. 204 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:54,534 All you fuckers are the same. 205 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:57,287 - Hey! - Hey! 206 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,538 - Hey, all done. - Hey. 207 00:08:58,580 --> 00:08:59,873 - Great. - I hope you dig it. 208 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,124 I hope so, too. 209 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,624 Don't pull any punches on me now. 210 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,169 - You got it. Sure. - Man, you're the best, Rooster! 211 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,963 Sorry, sorry! Everybody chill. 212 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,882 Has he ever been in a library? 213 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:10,550 One other time that I'm aware of. 214 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,136 That boy worships you. 215 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:16,473 He does, as do so many of the other students. 216 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,140 They are all bummed 217 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,685 that you are leaving, and it's annoying. 218 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,313 I think you're exaggerating, but thanks. 219 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,856 Everyone will be fine. 220 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,025 I won't, Greg. 221 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:31,863 I told you, I don't have a lot of friends here. 222 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:37,159 You know, I am so glad that we didn't sleep with each other. 223 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,163 - I get that a lot. - No, I get weird with people 224 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:41,664 after I have sex with them. 225 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:44,667 And no matter how it goes, I... I always want to make them, 226 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,044 you know, think I hate them a little bit. 227 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:48,004 And then, eventually, I stop talking to them. 228 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:51,382 But... I like talking to you, 229 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,177 and it'd be a shame if we had to stop. 230 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,678 You have a phone, right? 231 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:56,763 - Mm-hmm. - Great. 232 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:57,889 Perfect. 233 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,725 - Oh, damn it. - What? 234 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:03,520 Uh, I got an advanced copy of my new book 235 00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,772 that I wanna give to you because it's the first one 236 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,732 I've written with a female protagonist. 237 00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,860 - Hand it over. Hand it over. - Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. 238 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,320 It's not a Rooster book. 239 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:16,574 I had no say over the cover art, and... 240 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,953 Okay, well, there it is. 241 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,248 Greg, she ain't got no head. 242 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,166 It didn't fit on the cover. 243 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,711 - Ronni. - What? 244 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:30,547 - Come check this out. - No, no, no, no, no. 245 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,257 It's fine. No, you don't need to come. 246 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:35,426 - What's up? - Greg's got a new book. 247 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,888 Do you see any other women in this library 248 00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,140 with a body like that? 249 00:10:40,181 --> 00:10:42,767 I don't know, and I'm not going to check. 250 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,271 - Are you pleased with yourself? - Yes, I am. 251 00:10:49,607 --> 00:10:51,109 So, what are you guys doing over break? 252 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,402 Lily's gonna come meet me in New York 253 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:53,903 right after Christmas, and we're gonna go 254 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,488 to the Marcel Duchamp exhibition at MoMA. 255 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,740 - Fun! - And maybe, like, go to some clubs 256 00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:58,992 and, like, drink our faces off? 257 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:00,577 I don't know, sorry! 258 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,996 Right, but you're gonna pretend it's for the Duchamp thing? 259 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,746 Yeah, but we just might not have time for that. 260 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,332 I just don't know who Duchamp is, so... 261 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:07,625 You're my TA! 262 00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,752 - Okay. - You should come meet us 263 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,504 - in New York. - Please! It'd be so fun. 264 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,339 I'd love to, I... But I'm gonna be... 265 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,674 I'm gonna be in London. 266 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,050 - Oh. - With Archie. 267 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:17,969 Oh. 268 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,971 - Uh, okay. - I get it. 269 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,932 But I gotta get used to saying it out loud. 270 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,475 And I need the people that care about me 271 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,935 to not be too disappointed. 272 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,770 - Okay, yeah, sorry. Yeah. - Yeah, we love you. 273 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:28,813 - Give us another shot. - Yes. 274 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:30,273 - Okay, yeah? Okay. - Yeah. 275 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,608 I'm getting back together with Archie. 276 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,818 - Ew-uh! You're a pervert! - No! No! No! No! No! 277 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,111 - You guys are not funny. - Katie. 278 00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,113 - You're not. - No, we're hilarious. 279 00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:39,199 Greg, absolutely awful decision 280 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,949 - to leave us. - Well. 281 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,786 I will be... president of this college 282 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,789 until Cristle drags my corpse out of this office. 283 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:48,499 - I'm not doing that. - Yes, you are. 284 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:49,959 I'll just call someone. 285 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,377 Makes sense. He's big. 286 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,130 Greg, I'm very mad at you. 287 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,466 Oh. Why? 288 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,885 You set the bar so high for me with men. 289 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,303 Oh. 290 00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,055 Jake asked me out for coffee. 291 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,641 Well, he's a nice guy. He's just had some issues. 292 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,643 And he is way above that bar. 293 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:09,479 - Oh. Great. - He's really nice to me. 294 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,481 And I like his hair. 295 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,816 - He has good hair. - Sometimes when he looks at me, 296 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,818 I don't know if he's lost in thought 297 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:18,404 or if he wants to murder me. 298 00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:20,657 But it's exciting. 299 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,158 Knock, knock. 300 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,077 Ooh. Sorry to interrupt. 301 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,703 Don't wanna ruin the moment that's brewing here. 302 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,205 You ruin every moment. 303 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,998 Okay. 304 00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,251 I have to proverbially bite a few bullets today, 305 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,086 so I may as well just, "boop-boop..." 306 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:34,420 ...pop this one out of the chamber and... 307 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,381 ...metaphorically chomp upon it. 308 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,008 Talking like that, that's why people hate you. 309 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,094 Greg, I think that you and I 310 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,553 are gonna have to mend some fences. 311 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,014 Why would I ever do that? 312 00:12:45,056 --> 00:12:46,057 Well... 313 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,061 She can't go back to that jerk! 314 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,105 Oh, my God, I can't believe our daughter 315 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,066 is getting back together with her super handsome husband, 316 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,901 who she really likes to have sex with. 317 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,529 Could we be on the same page for just once in our lives? 318 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:00,947 We are on the same page. 319 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,699 I think Archie 320 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,118 is an arrogant piece of shit. Always have. 321 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,120 We have to call her, tell her not to do this. 322 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,205 Were you not just at that breakfast 323 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,623 that you made me go to? 324 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,040 I don't care. I'm gonna call. 325 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,127 - What are you doing? - I'm saving you from yourself. 326 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,420 - Give me the phone. - Nope. 327 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,380 - Give me the phone, Beth. Beth! - No. No. 328 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,716 No, and no, and no, and no, and no. 329 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,801 And now, it's in my butt. 330 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,053 You can get it if you want, but you never used to like that. 331 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,597 Beth, come on. 332 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,640 Fine. 333 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:31,811 Do the one thing that you promised her you wouldn't do. 334 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,438 'Cause that way, she'll never talk to you again, 335 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,898 and then I will have someone to go skiing with at Christmas. 336 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,317 Yay! 337 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,236 Wanna get drunk? 338 00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:41,404 I mean, always. 339 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,156 That's a red flag. 340 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,327 My mom gets so overly excited about Christmas. 341 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,077 We're only in Wisconsin for five days, 342 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,581 and she wants to have three tree-trimming parties. 343 00:13:51,622 --> 00:13:52,999 That is too much tree trimming. 344 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,667 Ready to walk me home, stud? 345 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:56,878 Um... 346 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,005 we need to talk. 347 00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,049 Could you sit? 348 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,134 Why aren't you looking at me? 349 00:14:04,302 --> 00:14:06,137 That's kind of my thing. 350 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:07,972 Please. 351 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,350 Think I'm gonna just stand 352 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:11,851 until you tell me what's going on. 353 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,854 You're a great woman, Sunny. 354 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,356 I know. 355 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,649 And you're gonna be a fantastic mum. 356 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,611 And mark my words, I'm gonna be the best father to Robin. 357 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,488 It's not fucking Robin. 358 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,533 I'm still married to Katie, 359 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,328 and I feel like I really have to see it through. 360 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:34,040 I, um... don't wanna... hear this. 361 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,000 Please stop. 362 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,379 I'm sorry. 363 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,591 Wow. 364 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,720 I, um, I knew this was always a possibility. 365 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,556 I just didn't think it would hurt me. 366 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,310 - Things don't usually hurt me. - Well, you're only human. 367 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:55,561 I'm still talking. 368 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,189 God, you love the sound of your voice. 369 00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:00,900 The problem is... 370 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,027 I do, too. 371 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:07,407 This is a mistake. 372 00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,700 Yeah. 373 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,079 You're choosing the wrong path. 374 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,166 Okay, regrouping. 375 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,209 That's it. 376 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:20,837 Look, if we weren't having a kid, 377 00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,839 I'd probably just tell you to fuck off, 378 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,007 maybe slash your tires, and move on. 379 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,051 But I am going to Wisconsin... 380 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,720 tomorrow, and if you wanna go with me, 381 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,180 be at the apartment by 8:00. 382 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,015 I'm not gonna be there, darling. 383 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,392 Then that's your loss. 384 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,354 And you will regret it. 385 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:48,865 There's no more wine, so we're switching to bourbon, 386 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:52,201 which I think is healthy and responsible. 387 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:55,079 I only drink moonshine. Why do you have this? 388 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,374 I captured it, and now it is mine, 389 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,876 as is the Viking tradition. 390 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:03,045 Oh, that does not smell great in there. 391 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,422 - Well... - Sorry, Bluey. 392 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,048 You get used to the smell. 393 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,301 I wear it around the house sometimes. 394 00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,596 You used to make so much fun of me 395 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,639 for my attachment to this school, 396 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:17,101 and now you love it. Apologize. 397 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,145 I'm very sorry. I do love it. 398 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:20,938 So why are you leaving? 399 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,734 Because I'm cramping my daughter's style. 400 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:25,902 You have to stop doing that. 401 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,945 You have to stop living for other people. 402 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,239 I, myself, basically just do 403 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,616 whatever the hell makes me happiest. 404 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,451 - Everyone's aware. - There's an argument 405 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,161 for me doing that a little bit less, 406 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:37,288 but you definitely need to do it more. 407 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,080 Yeah, well, I'm trying. 408 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:41,334 Would you care for a little bourbon in your wine glass, ma'am? 409 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,753 I'm going to call it a night. 410 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,630 Oh! Okay. 411 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,841 I have to do one thing before I go. 412 00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:51,677 This has been bugging me. 413 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:53,095 - Hold on. - What are... 414 00:16:53,137 --> 00:16:55,014 Okay, the hook is still here. 415 00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:56,682 Oh, there she is! 416 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,809 That's from Fortune magazine. It was the only picture 417 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,102 I could find, you're welcome. 418 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,104 I will cherish it forever. 419 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,272 - Good night. - Good night. 420 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,608 Stay away from your phone. 421 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,734 I can't guarantee anything I do once you leave. 422 00:17:09,694 --> 00:17:11,155 Just say the word, I will stay longer. 423 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,698 I'm fine. 424 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,782 Seriously, I'm good. 425 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,492 - You sure? - Yeah, I'm good. 426 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,329 - You sure? - Yeah. 427 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,454 You sure? 428 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:20,665 Don't. 429 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,792 - Okay. Sorry. - Don't do that. 430 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,545 I got a little caught up with you and me 431 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,880 doing the mom and dad thing. It was nice. 432 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:28,923 Mm. 433 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,009 It took me a long time to get over you, Beth. 434 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:36,806 So, maybe you should not give Katie such a hard time 435 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,724 for struggling with the exact same thing. 436 00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,977 Are you actually pretending you were trying 437 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,688 - to teach me a lesson just then? - Come on! 438 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,982 I really never know what the hell I'm doing. 439 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,192 - Me neither. - That, I knew. 440 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,658 Tommy, I read your paper. 441 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,326 This is fantastic. 442 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,744 I shouldn't do this, 443 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,204 but I am going to, anyway. 444 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,331 This was the best one in class. 445 00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:04,584 That is awesome, dude! 446 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,335 Oh, man, I wanna ask you what your favorite part is, 447 00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,753 but I don't wanna seem too needy. 448 00:18:07,795 --> 00:18:09,338 I think you should ask. 449 00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,882 - What was your favorite part? - Your main character, Boone. 450 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,593 The line about him dressing like he doesn't care 451 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,177 what he looks like, but he really does? 452 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,055 I felt like I instantly knew who that guy was. 453 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,016 - Dude, fuck yeah. - But then, 454 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:22,851 - when he sees that picture of himself as a little kid... - Mm-hmm. 455 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,562 - ...everything turns. - Changes it all. 456 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,355 That's the thing about a great character. 457 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:28,733 Down deep, they already know who they are, 458 00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,067 who they want to be. 459 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:34,947 All they need is that one tiny little thing to wake 'em up. 460 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,283 So, my dad's offered us the carriage house. 461 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:40,036 But honestly, I think we should just go to... to Claridge's. 462 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,288 Just make a proper, like, holiday of it, you know? Be really great. 463 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,457 Um, you have some spinach in your teeth. 464 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,042 - Huh? Hm? - Oh. 465 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,960 Mm. Mm, mm. 466 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,881 - Have you started packing yet? - It's still there. 467 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:54,133 - Hm? - Oh, yeah. 468 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,428 Mm. How's that? 469 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,763 - That better? - Nope. 470 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,432 Mm, mm. Mm. 471 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:02,683 Now? 472 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,811 I can't be with you. 473 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,066 What do you mean? 474 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,735 You know, I've had a lot of one-on-one meetings 475 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,320 with teachers. 476 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,780 This is the first one I've ever liked. 477 00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,990 I'm glad. 478 00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:21,242 Um, I gotta work at Art's tonight. 479 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,746 You should come by, say goodbye. I could steal you some fries. 480 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,456 Is Spooner and the guys gonna be there? 481 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,916 No, no, they already left for break. 482 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,751 Oh. Okay, yeah, I'll come by. 483 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,336 - Alright, I'll see you then. - Alright. 484 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,314 Katie. Bloody hell, there you are. 485 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,941 - Oh, good, you found me. - Christ. 486 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,110 You can't just drop a bomb like that and then run off. 487 00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:55,611 - I think we need to have a talk. - I don't think we do. 488 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:56,779 - We do. - No, we don't. 489 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,698 - We do. - We don't. 490 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,867 I don't wanna be with you anymore. 491 00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:05,162 What, 'cause I had some spinach in my teeth? 492 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,374 You are always gonna have spinach in your teeth to me. 493 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,042 - Metaphorically. - Okay, is it... 494 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,503 Whatever's going on right now with you is insane. 495 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,380 Oh, sorry. Then, I will take you back. 496 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,633 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Katie, stop! Stop, stop! 497 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,719 I love you. Come on, I'm just... 498 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,137 I'm just a boy standing in front of you 499 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,304 with his heart in his hand... 500 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:24,306 Oh, God, do you hear yourself? 501 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,016 Okay, well, then make me understand. 502 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,897 No matter what I need you to be, you will always be you. 503 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:34,567 - Is... is that a bad thing? - Come on. 504 00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,694 On some level, you must know you're not the greatest guy. 505 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,530 Wow, maybe not, okay. Um... 506 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,033 Look, I'm actually glad that we got back together, 507 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,660 even if it was just for 36 hours. 508 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:47,872 Because when it was my choice, all of this? 509 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,499 So much clearer, you know? 510 00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:52,710 I was talking to my friends, 511 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,379 and I was so worried that they were gonna be disappointed in me 512 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,339 for taking you back, and let's be honest, 513 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,008 everybody I know and love would be. 514 00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:01,510 - Roscoe wouldn't. - No, not Roscoe, the dog. 515 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:03,179 You are right about that. 516 00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:05,723 But it's actually not about their disappointment. 517 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,058 The truth is, I was just so disappointed in myself. 518 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,729 'Cause I don't need you to make me feel special. 519 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,607 I don't know if you've heard... 520 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,359 but I'm a rock star. 521 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,738 I sabotaged my life with the mother of my child. 522 00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:23,866 - For you. - My bad. 523 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,118 Um, in fairness, though, 524 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,704 you really... you started all of that yourself, so I... 525 00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,080 You know what? No. 526 00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,751 Archie Bates... 527 00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:38,047 I truly hope that you end up happy. 528 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,673 That's really coming through, yeah. 529 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,348 Oh, I want a divorce. 530 00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,434 Um, no rush though. I know the holidays can be crazy. 531 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:51,477 We'll figure it out. 532 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:56,565 Hey, Dylan, I have, uh, 533 00:21:56,607 --> 00:22:00,152 left a Christmas present for you outside your house. 534 00:22:00,194 --> 00:22:02,863 Please, uh, be sure to feed it. 535 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,450 I was gonna ask if you wanted to go over to Art's with me, 536 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:09,954 but, uh, your lights are out, so I figure you're asleep. 537 00:22:09,995 --> 00:22:12,665 I will, um, I'll just come by in the morning, say goodbye. 538 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:13,874 Alright. See ya. 539 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,301 It's a wonderful life, bitch! 540 00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,349 Told you people cared. 541 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,645 Oh, wow. I don't know what to say. 542 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:36,856 Spooner, why don't you have a shirt on? 543 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,315 I'm an angel. 544 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,693 - Me and George made the wings. - Yeah. 545 00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:42,486 You guys never saw that movie, did you? 546 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:43,821 - No. - Not in the slightest. 547 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,447 Pass that man a beer. 548 00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,241 Oh, hell yeah! Come on, Greg. 549 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,870 Well, cheers. 550 00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:55,291 - Sunny? - I'm gonna have to get that key back. Sunny! 551 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,917 - Sunny? - Sunny, he's here! 552 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,961 By the grace of God, he made it! 553 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:01,130 Shit! I almost forgot. 554 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:03,299 Fred and I got her onto an earlier flight. 555 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,551 - What? - She left hours ago. 556 00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,094 She's finally free. 557 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,221 Aw, you look sad. 558 00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:10,723 You need your mummy? 559 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,641 No? 560 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:15,185 Well, do you mind locking up when you leave? 561 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,687 I got somewhere to be. 562 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,212 To be continued. 563 00:23:47,217 --> 00:23:49,261 - Let's just... Mr. Russo! - I don't wanna talk about it. 564 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:50,763 Ronni's got something to say. 565 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,223 I didn't hate it. 566 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,559 Ronni, I'm sorry, that must have been so hard for you. 567 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,852 It was hard for me, thank you. 568 00:23:58,604 --> 00:24:00,105 Guys? 569 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,942 I just wanted to thank you for all the hot chocolates. 570 00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,234 Thank you, Darren. 571 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:05,611 Thank you, Marta. 572 00:24:09,406 --> 00:24:10,908 - Hey, Susan. - Hi. 573 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,451 - How are you? - There you are. 574 00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:15,579 - Mm. Smell so good. - Alright. 575 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,123 My mom's girlfriend, Sharon, she is such a fan. 576 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:19,291 - Aw. - She loves your books. 577 00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,751 She doesn't even believe that I know you. 578 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,087 Anyways, you wanna do a quick video for her? 579 00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:28,050 - Why can't... well... - Hey, fuck you, Sharon! 580 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:29,551 - Fuck you! - Hey, Sharon, how are ya? 581 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:30,803 You don't tell me who I know. 582 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,596 - Look. Look. - Hey. How you doing? 583 00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:39,186 Okay, guys. That's enough. That's enough. 584 00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:40,980 Oh. Okay, one more! 585 00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,817 Goodbye. 586 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:46,735 For once and for all. 587 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:48,654 For once and for all. 588 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:49,822 Hey. 589 00:24:49,863 --> 00:24:51,115 - Goodbye for real. - Okay. 590 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,119 Bye. 591 00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:58,330 - Rooster. - Hm? 592 00:24:58,372 --> 00:24:59,915 Hey. 593 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,583 I just want to say thank you, man. 594 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,168 - Oh. - Uh, for everything. 595 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:05,838 - Aw. - Seriously, you, uh, 596 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:06,964 you changed my life. 597 00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:09,049 You changed your life. 598 00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,639 Also, uh, we racked up a big tab, 599 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,349 - and I don't have any money. - It's fine. 600 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:20,269 - I'll take care of it. - Yeah? Thanks. 601 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,354 Hey, hey, he said he's paying for everything. 602 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,647 - Oh shit! - Get some more. Get some more. 603 00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:25,816 Hey. You wanna say something 604 00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,109 before everybody starts to split? 605 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,360 Oh, no, I really don't. 606 00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:29,611 Okay. 607 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,280 Everybody! 608 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,657 Greg so badly... 609 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,159 ...wants to say something. 610 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,952 Oh, thank you, Dylan. 611 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:38,996 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 612 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,624 Uh... uh, hello. 613 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,710 This is a great surprise. 614 00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:47,171 I really appreciate you all being here. 615 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:48,547 I am very lucky. 616 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,553 I have the most wonderful daughter. 617 00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:55,721 - Oh, God. - Aw. 618 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,473 There she is. That's Katie. 619 00:25:57,514 --> 00:25:58,891 - They know. - She's the best. 620 00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:02,978 I... write stories for a living. 621 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,315 I am very, very good at beer pong. 622 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,527 Some of you probably don't know this, 623 00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:14,656 but I'm a pretty awkward, uncomfortable guy. 624 00:26:14,698 --> 00:26:15,699 What? 625 00:26:15,741 --> 00:26:17,326 No, we know. 626 00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:20,954 And I guess I just never felt like I belonged anywhere. 627 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,584 But you all made me feel like I belonged here. 628 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:29,213 And I thank you for that. 629 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,965 And I will never forget it. 630 00:26:34,384 --> 00:26:37,096 That is my best friend right there. 631 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,138 Mm! 632 00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:39,681 Come here. 633 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:53,779 I ended it. 634 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,115 For good this time. 635 00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,618 Okay. 636 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,371 Honey, it's your life. 637 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,081 You have to do what you want to do. 638 00:27:08,418 --> 00:27:10,546 - Go ahead. - Yes! 639 00:27:10,587 --> 00:27:11,588 Yes! 640 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,549 Thank you! Thank you! 641 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,384 - Oh! - Thank you! 642 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,010 Oh, I'm so happy. 643 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,721 I'm sorry. 644 00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,890 - Are you okay? - I am. 645 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:23,475 - Really? - I am, I'm really good. 646 00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:25,102 Okay. Okay. 647 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:34,611 - So pretty. - Yeah. 648 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,196 Really gonna miss this place. 649 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,283 Well, don't leave on my account. 650 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,619 What? 651 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,830 I don't want you calling me every day from Florida 652 00:27:44,872 --> 00:27:46,915 using your sad voice. 653 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:49,084 "Hey, Katie." 654 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:51,962 That is frighteningly accurate. 655 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:53,463 Oh, hon, I just... 656 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:57,801 I don't wanna stick around here and keep complicating your life. 657 00:27:57,843 --> 00:28:00,137 Yeah, but you'd probably do that from anywhere. 658 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,973 - You're not wrong. - Mm-hmm. 659 00:28:22,326 --> 00:28:23,827 Hello, Greg. 660 00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,662 Hold your horses. 661 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:29,875 Oh, that's not a good noise to make on the phone. 662 00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,628 I make noises, Greg. You know that. 663 00:28:32,669 --> 00:28:33,879 What can I do for you? 664 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,799 What if I did want to come back next semester? 665 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,218 Would that be ridiculous? 666 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,385 No. 667 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:44,848 You will, uh, make a lot of people happy around here. 668 00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:48,894 Plus, you and I can do our last hurrah together. 669 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:51,688 What do you mean? 670 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,650 They gave your ex-wife my job. 671 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:58,737 She will be the new... president of Ludlow. 672 00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,822 Graham just let me know, and we will start 673 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,034 - the transition next semester. - Wha... 674 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:05,535 I... I didn't... 675 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,164 Are you okay? 676 00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:10,874 Well, I'll tell you what. 677 00:29:12,376 --> 00:29:14,878 It is one beautiful night, Greg, 678 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,547 and I am going to enjoy it. 679 00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:19,800 Merry Christmas, pal. 680 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,302 Merry Christmas, Walt. 681 00:30:47,387 --> 00:30:49,348 Bye-bye.